75 Hilarious Thanksgiving Puns (You'll Gobble with Laughter)

These are the best Thanksgiving puns and jokes.

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and what better way to kick off the dinner conversation than with some funny puns!

As you know, I’m a huge fan of puns. That’s why I thought it would be fun to put together this collection of hilarious Thanksgiving puns and jokes!

These puns and jokes are great for sharing on social media (if you need that perfect caption), at family gatherings, or if you’re simply looking for something to share to brighten someone’s day.

Hilarious Thanksgiving Puns

1. Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.

2. You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!

3. Whisking you a happy Thanksgiving.

4. You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.

5. Let’s get basted!

6. I yam so very thankful for you!

7. I yam what I yam.

8. Let’s turkey trot our way to the dessert table.

9. Eat, drink, and cranberry!

10. Pumpkin spice and everything nice!

11. Keep calm and gobble on.

12. It’s time to get stuffed!

13. Gourd vibes only.

14. The pumpkin pie you made looks gourd-geous!

15. I’m calling fowl play.

16. Stop being a jerky turkey.

17. No worries, it’s all gravy!

18. Turkey makes everything butter.

19. Let’s get this feast on a roll.

20. You’re sweet as pumpkin pie.

21. I love it when you talk turkey to me.

why do turkeys avoid playing sports_ they always get called for fowl play

22. Keep going, the pies the limit.

23. Gobble til you wobble!

24. It’s best to just roll with it!

25. All about that baste!

26. Feast mode ON.

27. Oh my gourd!

28. And the roast is history!

29. You’re sweet as pumpkin pie!

30. I yam so sweet for you!

what day at the gym is the turkeys favorite_ leg day

31. Nothing is butter than a Thanksgiving feast!

32. Let the gourd times roll.

33. You’re my butter half.

34. Everything is butter with gravy!

35. Peas be with you!

36. Stuffed and loving it!

37. I only have pies for you!

38. Keep your eyes on the pies!

39. I yam ready to feast!

40. Thanksgiving is butter with friends and family!

41. There is always pumpkin to talk about.

42. There’s no such thing as too much pie.

43. I love you berry much!

44. Let’s just wing it!

45. Ready to get stuffed!

what do turkeys call a home run_ a winger

46. Thanksgiving food is turkey-riffic!

47. I have so mushroom on my plate for more!

48. Peace love and pumpkin pies!

49. Turkin 9 to 5

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

50. Why is the turkey the drummer in the band? He always has drumsticks.

51. Why do turkeys avoid playing sports? They’re always getting called for fowl play.

52. What does a turkey hear before they answer their phone? Wing wing.

53. What is a turkey’s favorite food to eat for dessert? Peach gobbler.

54. Why were the yams embarrassed? They saw the turkey dressing.

55. What kind of key do pilgrims use? Turkeys.

56. What do turkeys use to drink? Goblets.

57. What did the turkey say to the yam? You’re sweet as pumpkin pie.

58. Why did the turkeys avoid comedy clubs? They didn’t want to be roasted.

59. Why was the turkey put in timeout? It kept fowling up.

61. Why was the turkey sad? He was getting plucked on.

61. What did the roll say to the yam? It doesn’t get butter than this.

62. What did the pumpkin say to the apple? I only have pies for you.

63. Why was the turkey arrested? They gobbled til they wobbled.

64. What is a turkeys favorite movie? Silence of the Yams.

65. What did one turkey say to the other? Let’s get basted.

66. What did the butter say to the peas? Let’s just roll with it.

67. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.

68. Why do pumpkin pies love Thanksgiving? It’s when the gourd times roll.

69. What day at the gym is a turkey’s favorite? Leg day.

70. What are the turkey’s favorite words of advice? Sometimes you just have to wing it!

71. What is a turkey’s favorite dance? The Turkey Trot.

72. What did one turkey say to the other? Keep your eyes on the pies.

73. Why did the turkey stop eating? He was stuffed.

74. What do turkeys call a home run? A winger.

75. What do turkeys love to work on at the gym? Their pecks.

Final Thoughts on the Best Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes

I hope you’ve enjoyed this collection of Thanksgiving puns and jokes!

Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, family, friends, and of course, delicious food! It’s also the perfect opportunity to include some humor in the holiday festivities. Whether you’re gathered around the table or hanging out playing games after your feast…these Thanksgiving puns and jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face!