These Christmas puns are a claus-itively fabulous way to add to the holiday cheer!
Whether you’re looking to bring a smile to friends and family, add some punny holiday humor to your Christmas cards and tags, or clever Christmas Instagram captions for your posts…you are in the right place!
Christmas Puns and Jokes
In this post, I’m sharing 107 insanely funny Christmas puns that will keep you laughing all the way through the holiday season!
Christmas Tree Puns
- Fir real, it’s Christmas time!
- Tree-mendous holiday wishes to you!
- I’m feeling pine!
- Wishing you a tree-mendously Merry Christmas!
- Have an un-fir-gettable Christmas!
- You’re the highlight of my tree!
- Lighten up! Santa is on the way!
- It’s time to spruce things up!
- All spruced up and nowhere to go.
- I love a Firny Christmas card!
- Pining for Christmas!
- Watt fun it is to be bright!
- You light up my life!
- Let your light shine!
- Turn up the twinkle!
- Be merry and bright!
Santa Claus Puns and Jokes
- Love my Claus-ome family and friends!
- May your Christmas be Claus-ome!
- Believe in your elf!
- That’s a lost Claus.
- That’s the wrap!
- This is Claus for celebration!
- When you’re nice, Santa graces you with his presents.
- Ornaments love to hang out together!
- Claus for applause!
- Santa Jaws!
- Let’s sleigh!
- That’s what I call Claus and effect.
- Christmas is a Santa-mental time of year.
Snow & Winter Puns
- Snow way, it’s Christmas already!
- Chill out, it’s Christmas!
- I’m snow excited for Christmas!
- Have an ice day!
- Don’t flake out on the holiday festivities!
- There’s snow joke about it, Christmas is on its way!
- Ready, set, snow!
- Don’t worry, snowbody is perfect.
- Snow it will be.
- If you’re up to snow good, you’ll be on the naughty list.
- I love snow days!
- When you’re happy and you snow it clap your hands!
- Don’t have a meltdown, it’s Christmas!
- There’s snow time like the present!
- Christmas is snow much fun!
- Did you snow Santa is on his way?
- There is snowbody like you!
- I love you snow much!
- There’s snow doubt about it!
Elf Puns
- Elf the shelves, it’s Christmas time!
- Get your-elf together!
- Time to sleigh it like an elf!
- Don’t be elfish, it’s Christmas time.
- Always believe in your-elf!
- Me, my-elf, and I!
- Be good to your-elf!
- Elves love dancing to wrap music.
- Have your-elf a Merry Christmas!
- Just apply your-elf.
- Pull your-elf together, it’s Christmas!
- I think I can eat all these cookies by my-elf!
- I didn’t go to school, I’m elf-taught!
- I don’t need help, I’m el-sufficient.
Reindeer Puns
- Oh deer, it’s already Christmas time!
- This is reindeer-culous!
- Oh deer!
- Everything is un-deer-control.
- You’re so deer to me.
- Deer Santa, I want everything on my list!
- Hoof it over here for some Christmas cheer!
- Oh my deer, let’s celebrate!
- Arrested for reindeer games!
- Let’s Dancer around the Christmas tree!
- Comet let’s clean up the wrapping!
- Add a Dasher of holiday cheer!
- Decorate my honraments!
- Merry Christmas my deer!
Christmas Present Puns
- That’s a wrap on the presents!
- You’re a gift to be around.
- I’m all wrapped up in Christmas cheer!
- Give a little gift of Christmas cheer.
- No-bowdy wants the holidays to be over.
- Hilarious! You wrap me up!
- Your presents is the greatest gift of all.
- All wrapped up and nowhere to go.
- You are the best present.
Gingerbread & Christmas Cookie Puns
- Feeling dough-lightful this holiday season!
- Have a sweet Christmas!
- Good things come to those who bake.
- Cookie-dough you know it’s the holidays?
- Baking spirits bright!
- Time to roll out the holiday spirit.
- You’re the icing on my gingerbread.
- Spread some sugar and spice this Christmas.
- Sugar and spice and everything nice!
- Have a spicy holiday season!
- Candy cane wishes and peppermint kisses.
Holiday Cheer Christmas Puns
- ‘Tis the season to be jolly!
- Let’s toast to mistletoe!
- Have an egg-cellent holiday!
- Eat, drink and be merry!
- Yule be sorry if you miss Christmas!
- Christmas is just tree-mendous.
- I love yule very much!
- Wrap your-elf in Christmas cheer!
- Merry Christmas, may yule days be merry and bright!
- Joyful from my head to mistletoes!
- All I want for Christmas is yule.
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Final Thoughts on the best Christmas Puns and Jokes
Christmas puns and jokes are such a fun and creative way to spread holiday cheer. I hope that you’ve enjoyed this collection! These puns are perfect for holiday greeting cards, Christmas tags, captions for Instagram, or just a simple way to spread some love this season!
Wishing you and yours a very happy holidays and Merry Christmas!
xo chrissy
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